Category: Archive

  • Salesy mouks vs. Marketing squires (Who wins?)

    Two types of friends in our lives. One friend shows up when it’s convenient for them, and the other friend is kinda always there. The first, are like vampires who reach out when they need a hookup, usually money. Let’s call them “takers” or Mooching Mouks. Sometimes you give what you can, but you mostly…

  • Ancient strategy secret used by Hannibal still works today

    If you create a Plan B, you’ll ALWAYS use it. Since you know it’s in your back pocket, it becomes your go-to idea. Want a Plan A that succeeds? Instead of entertaining a Plan B, focus on a dope Plan A at the get go. Plan A’s that work are flexible and move you to your…

  • Should I be worried about my wife and 3 kids?

    She said: Why is your kid on top of the car? Me said: Because it’s a “son-roof” LMAO! I love corny jokes. If you follow me on Twitter every so often I have a relentless thread of them. I also definitely have Baby Fever and Dad Fever. (Is this a thing? It is now.) Been…

  • J. no longer feels like the weakest salesman in the room

    Hey friend, I have a friend J. Met in 2014. Actually, we’ve never met as much as strategize on projects ideas we never start. Silly us. We’re finally doing one now, and I’m excited. What inspired our project? His question to me: “I am starting to feel overwhelmed regarding how to balance the questions of…

  • Sell dope… DEA won’t mind

    I know better than to pitch friends. But I did on Facebook just to see the response… meh… lackluster (about 20% conversion of those who saw it.) My friends just aren’t my target market. (Duh!) Wasn’t a complete loss though, I did hear from my childhood friend Gregory: ​​SMLXL I don’t know if Gregory made…

  • Does size matter? Stephanie sizes it up…

    Stephanie’s story, in her own words, goes like this. — “I have a very tiny list of 8 people. Haven’t emailed them in months and have nothing to sell them right now. Decided this morning, who cares? Screw it, I’m going to start emailing them every day. Starting today. If all 8 unsubscribe, I’ll just…

  • 6 reasons to email every. single. day.

    It’s a Q&A kind of day. When you serve enough people, you hear the same questions again and again. For me it’s this one: “If you email everyday, won’t people get frustrated?” Response: “Your customers won’t get frustrated. The mouk will.” I recommend emailing every day because it works. We’ll count it down:6 – The more you…

  • Nobody likes you friend, Give it 4 years!!

    Hey {your name}, Do you know a Michael Kitces? Hope not. Based on his essay on Know Like Trust, he’s not so credible. Yesterday, while doing research, I stumbled on Kitces, an expert financial advisor who is DEAD wrong about KLT and suggesting “it takes [4 years] time to be known, liked, and trusted.” He thinks…

  • Oscar’s KKK rally leaves 0 casualties

    Facebook is sooo boring. Hopped on this winter to catch up with friends and family, and not much happening. Just a lot of people talking, but not actually doing anything. Right now, on my newsfeed at least, everyone has something to say about the Oscars. It all stems around it being yet another year where the…

  • Dr. MLK was sooo selfish

    Right now you have a choice to make. A choice you’ve been ignoring so well that you didn’t know you had it.Two options: 1) Be Safe! Follow the “rules” of being mild-mannered and non-confrontational. Appease the masses by being what they want you to be. If you’re happy where you are now, this could be…